It comes as no surprise to me that Please-Invest is down. Quirky explanation from the admin himself.
Dear Please Invest users,
Anyone who has been paying close attention to Please Invest for the past two weeks will be well aware that as of the end of April we have been demonstrating difficulty is completing pending withdrawals. This was caused by many events ranging from the indictment of e-gold to a mass withdrawal by members.
I will be honest. For months now, Please Invest has been operating without 100% stability and was always at risk of failing. This was primarily caused by our exorbitant advertising costs which were necessary to ensure that round two would be possible. Unfortunately the final straw was the indictment of e-gold which lead to a mass exodus within the program.
Round 1 of Please Invest is now complete and we will be starting round 2 tomorrow. All accounts have been credited with a 100% loss. All withdrawals have been cancelled and everything is set and ready to go again. This time, Please Invest will operate with the strictest of rules and will not experience such problems as it did during round 1. Round 2 will be entirely backed by real investment activities and will not be a ponzi.
Why would I invest again?
Please Invest round 1 did not work exactly as it was planned, however with round two you will be able to recover your initial investment (if you had lost in round 1) plus you will be able to achieve a healthy profit. If you did end up coming out with a loss in the first program, you are more than eligible to take part once again in order to recoup your loss and reap the rewards that Please Invest has to offer.If you did manage to profit from Round 1, congratulations. You have successfully accomplished what many have not. Your sound investment strategy has served you well and I encourage you to use a similar strategy in round 2 in order to once again achieve the most favorable outcome.
The Guarantee
When Please Invest first began I posted a guarantee on Guaranteed Hyips that Please Invest would be around until 2012. Please be aware that I plan on upholding this promise and Please Invest will not disappear prior to then. I will always be around, posting in the forums and replying to your emails. Please Invest is here for the members, not for me. My goal is to serve you to the best of my ability and make us all rich. Who wants anything more than being rich?I know that the situation with Please Invest in the past week has been rather unfortunate however it is merely a small obstacle towards the ultimate goal. Thank you for participating in Please Invest round 1 and I hope you embrace the opportunity to participate in round 2 of Please Invest.
If you have any questions, message my new e-mail questions@please-invest.com
Thank you for your time,
Please Invest
http://www.please-invest.com
My advice is not to continue with them if they’re asking for a second chance, kinda like how Wiredsurf did. Anyone lost money in this one?
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PLEASE DO NOT INVEST with PI a second time. It is never a good idea to spend new money to get old money.
PI raked in at least $200K that it did not pay out in “round 1″. I believe that the w/d request would have drained most of the $200K and that is why PI isn’t paying.
Do not be deceived by this scammer. Do not let him take more of your money!
JMO,
Sharon
“PLEASE Invest”… lol.. the name speaks for itself
There’s just too much absurdity to laugh at and shake your head in disbelief about in this message. If I were to score the different segments for their degree of sheer madness, the top three passages would have to be:
3… I posted a guarantee on Guaranteed Hyips that Please Invest would be around until 2012. Please be aware that I plan on upholding this promise and Please Invest will not disappear prior to then.
2… with round two you will be able to recover your initial investment (if you had lost in round 1) plus you will be able to achieve a healthy profit. If you did end up coming out with a loss in the first program, you are more than eligible to take part once again
1… Round 1 of Please Invest is now complete and we will be starting round 2 tomorrow. All accounts have been credited with a 100% loss. All withdrawals have been cancelled and everything is set and ready to go again.
Honorable mention goes to:
Round 2 will be entirely backed by real investment activities and will not be a ponzi.
“Most thought-provoking line” goes to:
Who wants anything more than being rich?
Some people have put more modest goals first, like breaking even.
That is why I had said before – nowadays these stinking scammers are so BOLD, SHAMELESS and THICK SKIN.
The admin have the cheek to restart the program again right after he pocketed a bundle of the members’ money into his own pocket.
WHY SHOULD WE TRUST YOU AGAIN ??? Whoever invest again into PI – definitely needs to have their brain examined ……
ROFL…… Pleae PI admin ->>>> GET LOST !!!
Designated this ‘program’ as a scam long ago. Now it has proven its worthlessness. Needless to say: stay away from this one.
The clue that this program isn’t genuine, is in the name: “Please-Invest”
If you’d really like us to invest, you should do better than that. Let me suggest one for you: “Pretty, Pretty, Please-Invest.”
And, to make it more effective, please go on your knees, put your 2 hands together, and start praying!
lol,
That made me laugh out loud.. Incredible, and still, there are probably enough stupid people to go for it.
Yep the gave me a good laugh aswell. And I am sure there are enough stupid people who will give it a second go. Even in round 1 they made it more than clear they were a ponzi.
That’s the weird thing. Then why do we post warnings for if they’re still going for it? *shakes head*
Jude,
It’s the same mentality of those who gave Richard O’Neil of Just Pays Daily 25% of their balance for a recovery fund after he called us “greedy fuckers” and admitted to scamming us with doctored daily balances.
He ran away with the 25% of the recovery funds, too.
And in the end no one wanted to get together and try and put him in jail. This was an easy case as most people had his bank account info and phone number, his parents address and phone numbers, too.
I almost fell off my chair laughing when I read the part about we were a ponzi, but now we’re not. Holy cow. Does this guy think there are “do-overs” after bald-faced theft?! Wow.